I only signed up for the Official Xbox Magazine so I get demos.

Shame on you! *stars comment*

Yeah, I never minded The Duke

I still buy my low budget shoes a size or two bigger in case I grow into them

So are all the stereotypes about BMW drivers true, or...

Look again!

I like Nutella (though I prefer Jif Cookies ‘n Cream Chocolate Hazelnut Spread), but I’ve noticed white people FUCKING LOVE NUTELLA lol. And that’s cool, she’s a fine girl, I just couldn’t picture a life together with her having my babies and all

Agreed

I like how users on this site are criticizing your looks when they probably look like congealed cheeto dust

It just screams insecurity

Reminds me of that anime Dead Leaves for some reason

=D (and sorry so many people didn’t get your damn joke, the number of comments saying “what! we’ve seen this a lot” is disheartening)

Did they ever walk through dimly-lit and ominously named byways?

“Tom, darling, are you sure we should take a shortcut through a path they fucking call CRIME ALLEY!?”

“Hush up, Martha bitch! This will shave like 45 seconds off the trip to the car”

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These are amazing!

MESSSAAAGGGEEEE!!!

...that’s not what clickbait is.

The funniest thing about this is the butthurt in the comments.

“This is an abusive relationship!” “You’re a grown man!” “Your wife sucks!”

There’s an old joke my people told me where a woman’s husband is divorcing her, kicks her out, and gives her a week to get her stuff out before the mistress moves in. The woman is distraught and understandably angry, so when she packs up her stuff, she puts sardines in all of the curtain rods.

I was so hyped for Dexter’s Lab to return. But even as a kid who would watch 90% crap, I was just like “this show sucks”

“Look at his criticism skills, gotta be a 2.75" tops”