Oh wow, Christian Bale vs Kermit, that takes me back

AHHH, this fucking game.

I used to play this demo all the time, it made me ledit sad it was never released in the US.

This needs a sequel (and OTOGI 3, From Software pls)

“round up people like you”

Agree, I’m from NC and she fits the annoying old lady trope perfectly (especially when she keeps talking to no one in particular, she just loves to hear herself talk)

I think it would work with a bunch of sub-bosses thrown around the city from DC’s entire rogue gallery. Not every Batman+Superman+Flash villain, but it would be cool if you’re traveling Gotham and suddenly you’re fighting B/C levels like Killer Frost, Parasite, Catman, Vertigo, White Shark, Sewer King, etc

Google Voice is the best

Yeah I once cooked some frozen, thawed, refrozen, rethawed chicken and it was all rubbery and nasty lol

I used to use Wal Mart grocery bags, but I wife bought me a “lunch box” (I guess it’s like vinyl or something, not the lunch box of yore). I think it helped me pack lunch more instead of getting to work and thinking “you know what? Bojangles is like RIGHT there”. It looks better.

I don’t buy gladware, instead I’m…

WHATAMIGONDOBOUTMYLEEEGGGSSS, CHARLIE MURPHY!?!?

“Fuck you and yo grandaddy”

Your tabs make a story for people with no time on their hands when read left to right. It looks like you met a gay guy named Ryan, emailed him, fucked him, got pregnant, met his wife and was surprised, so you slept on it and woke up to kill him in grief and hysteria, then when the cops came to get you, you went down…

“Female...masturbation?! EGADS! My sensibilities!!!”

I haven’t preordered a game since I was a teenager when my disposable income was video games and weed. Now that I’m an adult, pre-orders are a shitty thing to put money on.

So basically, what you’re saying is I won’t be able to power up Kaio Ken style and shoot concentrated ki out of my hands after I start Yoga?

That shit is nice!

And every time I thought it was perfect, he would continue adding little additions (expanded chest plate, different shoulder guard, etc) that would make it better.

Every time my friends and I are heading to or leaving the club, we sing the theme song. It’s eternally embedded in our minds.

I even remember in elementary school if we were good, we could turn on PBS and watch Arthur. =D

*reads comments*

Damn, nobody appreciates good sarcasm anymore

Don’t forget meteor strikes!

Return of the Living Dead? I think