lmao jesus the chafe would start fires

No Vaseline or The Bitch in Yoo

If you cum too quickly, I’d try jacking off 15 minutes-1 hour before the actual sex session. You should last longer.

Only if you are able to do multiple sessions in a day, though.

Yall fuckers are like the top 5 reason I can’t wait for Google to drive us to work.

Cut Chemist and Fresh Prince, nice

There’s so much you can do with a Raspberry Pi, I gotta hook mine back up

It’s interior is beautiful, but yeah that’s madness right there

Blade was a good movie.

Great program, I used to use it all the time in programming/scripting classes (mostly HTML, SQL, every now and then Java and C++, when I couldn’t use Eclipse or CodeBlocks)

A lot of people protesting the change should just go ahead and admit they want the jiggly breasts to stay because it makes their wee wee tinkle

SPOT ON. The gymnastics that assholes go through to explain shit like this is hilarious.

YEAH! And they feel like...bags of sand...

Graduated in 2013. A lot of professors reccommended it. I got my degree in IT though.

I NEED TO SHOOT THIS SHIT UP

Game developers plz

Looks great, just as good as 2+3 (more of the same I guess but why mess up a great thing)

I hate that trope though, where the protagonist is driving from danger and is doing an excellent job surviving and not crashing and his friends are all like “who taught you how to drive, you’re going to get us killed!”

Shut the…

I always thought this would make a cool game *throws game idea notebook in the trash*

j/p, I know it’s mostly been done before. I thought it’d be great with all types of historical inaccuracies though. Aztecs vs Ninjas, Apaches vs Spartans, Aboriginese vs Maori, Samurai vs. Knights...

“Who cares what her agenda is, why did she need to wear my skin tone as a god damn costume to accomplish it?”

I wish From Software would announce Otogi 3.

I thought the same thing, but the taste, texture, etc. make it waaaaay more similar to milk than juice. It feels lame to call it juice now.

All the Nexus phones should get the latest and greatest Android version straight from Google. Though I have a OnePlus One (and wouldn’t trade it for anything, 64 GB!), I was a big fan of my Nexus 4 and always wanted the 5 (and now, the 6 with Google Fi...)