dragonduder
dragonduder
dragonduder

My wife is a severe insectophobe. I’ve used duct tape to cover every nook and cranny (does a bad number on paint) and I lay boric acid powder from Dollar Tree along every wall, in every cabinet, and in every closet.

Black don’t crack!

They spoke ENGLISH back then?! /s

This is great, but for those who are too busy or lazy (of which there are many, myself included), put your money where your mouth is too! Donations are always welcome to those in need. If not money (since this is a frugal post), clothing and non-perishable food are great ways to not make me get my fat ass up and work

Yeah, Cracked ran through this one:

Ninjas only use katanas made from mythril, dragon scale and the souls of the accursed. So it’s probably more like every OTHER time they cut someone in half

A normal player would’ve kept the card? He only donated 50%? He should’ve a donated more?

Whoever thinks like this can get fucked. Anybody with sense would’ve kept that card.

THIS. It’s so cheap and perfect and smells nice. I started using it heavily after other deodorants made me break out like crazy on my underarms

THIS. It’s so cheap and perfect and smells nice. I started using it heavily after other deodorants made me break out

Word! There’s always this circle jerk of older gamers that pat themselves on the back for growing up during this generation.

The thing I love most about these articles is reading the salty responses from other readers who just BEG to differ

ikr I don’t know that stuff! Any time my wife is like “why they got that child in a stroller, he knows he can walk” and I’m like “...it’s a baby, what do you mean?!”

Good luck friend, hope it’s a great time for all parties involved

Because seriously, “jif” sounds dumb

Holy shit

Me and my brother loved this stage, I was surprised when I got online to join the Halo: CE Xbox community and saw other people hated it. But we were like 13 and could play Gauntlet style levels all day and night. Matter of fact we beat every level on every difficulty in Halo 1 and 2. Took weeks!

I always thought the

Ahhh, Mad Dog...brings me back to high school.

Ahhh, Mad Dog...brings me back to high school.

Because not knowing a damn thing about the opposite sex until you’re both married is the American way.

“Toxins are to modern media as devils were to the Medieval Church — invisibly everywhere, and to blame for all the things really caused by human laziness and stupidity.”

Troy?

...Very true... *stares off into distance, wards off terrible memories*