Nope! Even this couchfucker has morals!

THAT’S A LOTTA NUTS!!!

Yeah, pretty sure i fucked a couch or a pillow when I was 14

“The image up top of the young girl and her pal smoking in the kiddie pool was shot by Mark in North Carolina in 1990. “

EVERYTHING

ALL HAIL DOLLAR TREE

Definitely this. If you’re trying to get pregnant though and you’re running through a million I recommend buying them in bulk online.

Standing sex. I’m not a young buck anymore. We’re both bigger and older. Lay yo ass down.

It helps when you’re drunk apparently, but definitely don’t do something if you’re not comfortable with it no matter what

Those character designs are amazing, like ninjas from RWBY living in a Final Fantasy spin-off. I would kill to play video games with characters like the tiger centaur, and the Angemon looking Seraphi warrior

“I realized it said ‘ASCEND and worship The Based God”

I love HTG!

I love HTG!

As a black man, it’s always funny to me when services like these are more hit or miss with PoCs. I know they’re not racist, but it’s just hilarious, idk

I hated not getting enough fiber in my diet, so I’ve been buying the powdered fiber from Wal Mart for $7 (Equate brand). Just add it to my coffee or cup of water. Been super regular. Advise it for everyone.

Thank you.

I know a CO who’s basically a homophobic Conservative asshole and could definitely believe hin or his coworkers wouldn’t do shit in terrible situations like these. I wish our officers weren’t so fucking ignorant

Did you see him beat those bitches up?! Damn!

Seriously, it was hilarious but still made me cringe. Shortening that gender gap though, this is good.

But it sure is dumb. Another tits PLUS ass pose

hahahah I always think I’m a tall lanky awkward motherfucker until I see Conan in action

Car wouldn’t start, guessed it was because terminals were corroded. I did this and forgot to remove the soda. Kept getting ants in the car until I remembered I did this. Make sure you pour (preferably hot) water on it afterwards