This is slightly off topic (maybe not due to some of the comments I’m reading), but I have a few questions somewhat related to the idea of a female protagonist being outlandish and unnecessary. My questions aren’t meant for everyone: it’s just for the people who’d prefer not to have a female protagonist. I understand…

Don’t listen to this woman who knows how to science! She’s obviously getting her pockets lined with blood money from Big Pharma, Big Veggie, and Mr. Big! Listen to me! All of this is bad for you! You need natural fruits in you! She’s telling you this because she’s paid to! Why am I talking even though I know so little…

Spent like $90 at the courthouse for license + magistrate fee for us.

“Bob, did you eat my sandwich again? No? WHAT TIME IS IT? WHO AM I? WAS IT A CLUB OR A REUBEN? HAHA! GOTCHA, BITCH!”

May I suggest the copier? EVERYONE hates the copier.

I like how there are a bunch of douchebags still pretending there was no harassment from this idiotic movement.

Flipmode, toilet bowls, explode,
When doc, come drop a SHITLOAD

I don’t even know why Piccolo as Santa works so well for me but it is glorious

Of course

This Friday just felt, I don’t know, off...

Damn!

“Where It Excels”

Hah! I see you dogg

I received free lunches as a kid and during college, while working 20 hours a week and taking 18 hours in courses, I received food stamps for about a year. My rent was $750 a month so I don’t believe I could’ve ate without government assistance. I’d like to suggest anyone who needs help to seek help and fuck the…

Roommates suuuuuuuuck

Sometimes if I’m “bout to die” hungry I’ll use two bags of noodles, but only one thing of seasoning. BAM! That right there leaves me with an extra seasoning pack for rice or mashed potatoes (or in this article’s case, eggs!)

I think I’m allergic to antiperspirants, my underarms were super itchy and had bumps for a long time until I switched to just plain deodorant. Is that possible? Was I tripping?

I’m a fan of this app. Little sidenote: every time I copy something in my browser, it pops up on the phone. I think because of Pushbullet, except I don’t initiate anything: it happens automatically. Kinda annoying, but not bad. Anyone else experiencing that?

I ain’t even know this had a music video, this is one of my favorite Kendrick songs

...not exactly the same problem.

I think Berandal means “Thugs” or “Gangsters”

Maybe cautious is a little strong. But my girl is from a conservative family and the whole ordeal of “watching porn” to her was embarrassing and shameful, even though she admitted to watching it (as if it put her in leagues with murderers). It took a lot to show her there’s nothing wrong with it and it’s her business.…