Beating off too much and watching too much porn has been scientifically proven to desensitize you. And there’s a really thin line between “it takes more to get me off so now I last longer in bed” and “I can’t get erect as often as I’d like because I choke the chicken 3 times a day”.

It’s good to watch porn together with your SO, but still be cautious. Don’t dive into your faves just yet. I still remember my girl’s face when I showed her how much I love big titties and buttholes.

They had to insects on giving her new mouth.

Oh Glob

Found the Brayden!

I like how people are all "how dare GRRM not do THIS or THAT".

I forgot all about Phonebooth, I kind of liked that movie.

I love this show. Has a little filler, but nowhere near as much as Breaking Bad (which is still damn near flawless).

Courthouse Magistrate, less than a hundred (I think $70 for marriage license, $20 for magistrate)

Uh-oh! There’s going to be some LHers fuckin tonoight!

I’ve tried but it’s just not for me. My wife likes it but I just can’t help but feel like it’s trying to jack some of that “Adventure Time” charm.

You wouldn’t have to edit the stupid things you say if you weren’t an asshole.

I swear to jah I thought “the orchestrator looks like Lester” and in the credits I was like “Steven Ogg...why does that sound so familiar?”

That Obama gif is greatness

Squid. Kinda tasted like chitlins.

First thing first man you fuckin with the worst

Hate ham?! wtf

Good read, looooot of butthurt in the comments

I've been dreaming of a Premo + Royce album since I heard Boom and Hip Hop, and this album delivers

Dorkly has compiled a lot of these too and they are terrifyingly awesome

http://www.dorkly.com/post/52200/inc…