You know those potato cannons made with PVC pipe and a grill igniter? How you’re supposed to use hair spray to launch the ‘tater?

I mean seriously, what can’t this thing do?

My wife’s dad is a lifelong racing fan and worked on the performance cars at the GM Proving Grounds. I grew up with a single mother and I knew nothing about cars.

My first response was, “1990 wasn’t over twenty fi- ...” Yep. 

Now I’ll never be able to afford that Lamborghini that I wanted :(

Dude. I think that’s a lambo

Great, another area where classic Porsche prices are gonna get stupid.

We’d like to promptly announce we are pulling all operations out of Washington state. - BMW.

If the target audience here is teen and pre-teen girls then that’s actually cool, right? What dad doesn’t want his daughter to dig motorsports, even if the motors are electric? If liking BTS is what gets them there, then so be it. Everyone wins.

Do a crossover TV series where the BTS guys are Formula E racers. Fill…

Gonna stick with my 2018 XT. Not a whole lot new on the 2019, especially since you lose the turbo. And we match...

If you can’t fit two kids and their associated junk in a 3600lb crossover with 35 cubic feet of trunk, you might be an American.

Pictured: a new Mercedes and its depreciation curve

Spotted a Concorde Edition DBS today actually. Strange body kit.

It’s only appropriate, everyone knows that jaundiced yellow headlights are a symptom of kidney failure.

Lived the:

Anything that runs is probably faster than a Giulia.

Aren’t they a “Personal Injury Law Firm” out in the Valley near Canoga Park?

I plan on putting the electric motor from a Barbie Hot Wheels Jeep in my father’s Dodge Caliber, so he can finally experience some real power. 

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