Bring back the Escort! Just call it the...Eco-scort?

Not at all. I think journalists (and the public) have gotten used to 10 speed transmissions and 4 cylinders that pump out 300hp that by comparison they believe the 4Runner’s powertrain must feel like a dog. It definitely doesn’t. I had to floor it earlier today to get a head of a slow moving semi truck and it surged…

“So, no performance modifications?” -PMC Engineer Lead

“No.” -Acura Product Planning 

Can you imagine the NSX team being told “hey, you see those TLXs over there? Go get your drills & paint guns and get to work bolting on

Avocados. They should be sponsored by the avocado industry.

They should advertise it as “Made less useful in America”

With all the other hypercars I agree with you. But Koenigsegg still really does it for me.

Your wish is granted! Two versions - one with a slightly more tasteful (?) light bar that retains the bumper structure:

$30k and these walmart speakers? GTO more like GTFO with this crack pipe!

It’s gonna need one of these.

On a scale of 9 to 5, I give it a 9.

Resell it in the PNW for $23k.

This one always made me giggle.

Your avatar checks out, take your star.

It took them four years to figure out flush handles because the engineers kept misunderstanding and putting these on the cars.

Mazda: “Look at this awesome new Mazda2 you can’t have.”

Flowers

I prefer ‘overzealous snow’. 

Hail is what happens to rain when it is past it’s expiration date.