Yeah! Yeah! I seen that Happy Days episode.

Pump Pump pa Pump Pump your blood.

I only phone I have is attached to land line. What does that say about me?

The Paternoster!

I use dishwasher soap. It's strong on stains, smells good and most importantly since it doesn't sud it is well suited for such machines.

That's why you need to go 88mph so you can preserve an earth position time relative momentum.

I recommend to play:

All the mp3's put on it will sound like Alvin and the chipmunks. ;)

I was surfing Gizmodo... Did I accidentally end up on IO9?

Imagine a doctor saying "now we're gonna stick your head into this."

Doesn't work if you are a NON-American. Also it doesn't have any structure for the currently self employed.

Wow! That lock screams of use an adjustable wrench, turn, and come on in.

I'm Nicolas Cage from Face Off as I throw myself in the air sideways and hit the mute button to avoid another Marineland jingle.

I know how stubborn Samsung can be as it took me 3 repair visits and nine months of bitching over the phone just to get a defective Samsung TV replaced.

Lifehacker plays many videos from these guys but who are they and why should I listen to another "this is how you lose weight" plan from some nobodies who Google "dieting" and make a cute video about what they found?

This is too pedantic for my tastes. I'll pass.

So I guess it's FRINGE meets AWAKE?

It Adam and Eve not Superman and Eve! :P

What Happens When You Stare Directly at the Sun?

What do I eat to make my sperm a bunch lazy sack potatoes that have the energy of a dead cat?

Here is the anti-jingle for Chrome.