AND her lipstick game is more on point than mine.

He said he can sue, not that he can have the embryos. Basically passing the buck to another judge.

Maybe America should rethink it’s obsession with a creepy cult of overbreeders who have so many children that the youngest are raised by their siblings instead of their parents, they basically have to repeat names, and they brainwash them all into a sexually-repressive shame cycle?

And will they hire someone to make sure their fucking lizards don’t die?!?

High Five

Wake me up when the cool pontiff supports female priests, abortion rights, or reparations by his own church to members who suffered sexual abuse at the hands of Catholic clergy.

First Cloney, outfitted in a fedora and overcoat, physically tried to stop Switzer, but she avoided his clutches.

Aw, Mo looks just like Buster Dog!

Honestly, I DO bat an eye when old dudes have kids (Larry King comes to mind), but it’s worse if NEITHER parent is young. It’s kinda unfair that nature insured that babies would have at least one young parent by only making women become infertile after menopause, but the solution isn’t to allow 65 year old women to…

Bruno Mars last year was a bizzillion times better.