I think you meant to say “Tortugas Ninja Adolescentes Mutantes”

Dudes.

I’m going to quit my career as a chai latte drinker who mocks Republicans while reading novels. 

This story reads like it was created through a 2020 bingo generator.

I'm so sorry to hear this. All good thoughts to you and your very good boy.

Oh no, I’m so sorry. I hope you have some great memories and good moments in the near future with your pupper.  Hugs.  Old dogs are the best.

I’m so sorry. A sick pet is always hard, but especially in these times when you can’t be with them in the examination room.

I feel you. I have a 16 year old diabetic cat and the insulin is just not working. The vet has worked on gradually increasing the dosage but there’s been no signs of improvement. And she is not a happy kitty; constantly drinking water and peeing buckets in an attempt to get the excess glucose (her level is extremely…

My heart goes out to you and puppers. It is so hard when you have an older pet and it must be extra hard in these pandemic times. Thinking of you and your paw pal, hope you have a restful night together.

I’m so, so sorry. I’m glad he was able to come home with you, but what a horrible situation.

I am sorry.  An ill pet is so tough to deal with.  

I’m so sorry. It is gutting when something like this happens to them.

Pet sickness is so terrible, and I'm so sorry you had this trauma. Hang in there, y'all.

I will eat them for you.  

Going on 10 years now. You don’t really get over it. You just learn to live with it and to not have it affect your day to day, but there will always be little triggers.

After a while, they mostly trigger some nostalgia, and not straight up sadness tho.

I hope his blindness,  deafness and lack of social life don’t make it too hard to diagnose if he has autism or not.

Fucking Christmas Tree Shop. (But I will totally take those... maple marshmallows?! Hell yeah!)

Some light googling revealed the poem is “If” by Rudyard Kipling. I guess “White Man’s Burden” was a little too on the nose. 

Respectfully, one of the most important things we can do to move the conversation is to stop conceding this point. Whether or not it is a “right” does not end the conversation, because even if it is (and this is not nearly as settled as the NRA pretends it is), there’s no right that’s not subject to restrictions.

It doesn’t even matter what anybody else wears for the rest of time, Billy Porter wins best dressed for the next million years. Also, re: Diego Luna. Classic, yes; boring, no. Every inch of that man’s body is delicious and I want him in my MOUTH