Guys like this would save us all a lot of time if they stopped using “antithesis” and went with the probably more accurate “photo negative”.

Hahahahaha I watch baking shows (Hi Mary Berry!) with a couple elmentary school girls and we call fondant the F Word! If you say it you have to put money in the F-word Jar! Eeeeeeew fondant!

worked for BYU. If Scientologists want to rehabilitate their reputation, get a basketball program

Great work, as usual, and thank you in particular for both of these passages:

It’s mostly liquid gold. Stored in mattresses.

Joe Lynn Lame. Dio was good Rainbow, Bonnet was the best Rainbow.

Graham Bonnet Rainbow is the best Rainbow. Better than Dio. I said it.

but the reasons it is bad don’t include “because it undermines democracy”.

His first year journalism students probably couldn’t tell you that.

Bone to pick: this girl being trash isn’t a hall pass to disparage universities (USC and SDSU in this article alone) that a lot of us worked hard to get into and get through. You don’t sound cool when you suggest these competitive schools are worthless; you sound like an elitisit. If your point is that education is…

Sen. Booker and Ms. Dawson, huh?

Just because your still upset

That and rich people can also be cheap.

“Millennials have Will Ferrell.”

Can’t shoot yourself in the foot if you’ve already lost it to diabetes.

The best thing is that for when they ride in the truck for the fans before the race, they’re in the same truck.

NASCAR ought to institute a rule where any on-track disagreements should be settled by punching Joey Logano in the face - regardless of if he was involved in the original disagreement or not.