No love for Parcheesi? Some strategy, some luck and plenty of chances to screw over your opponents.

Thanks for including the Greg Howard tweet - it’s good to have him on Deadspin even for a bit.

Marky Mark would say, “Oriental.”

I want to see the headline:

No worries - Andy Bell was gay enough for both of them.

HoJo’s best song IMO.

I thought Andy Bell was gay and Vince Clarke was straight.

I constantly give some of my relatives shit over the Manly Deeds, Womanly Words motto.

Isn’t there a large Mormon presence in Arizona? All the ones I know are huge into Prepping.

Ready Player One is like that Bowling for Soup song “1985" in that neither one has anything to offer beyond dumb nostalgia-dropping.

I love how the AARP sponsors the Miami press conferences. Know your audience!

“Whofuckinknows?”

The Jeter is when any inside pitch over the plate makes the batter melodramatically stick their rear out to “avoid” the pitch (making lesser umps call it a ball).

I came here for this joke and was not disappointed (unlike my date).

If only Spicer did the Fandango…

That MLB batter must have broken some unwritten logo rule with the way that pitch is coming in.

I was going to give you a star but you already had 38

Would a Jill Stein shout-out be too obscure for the Appalacian Mountain Wrestling fans?

And these things are usually aimed at getting those close to retirement (and usually more expensive labor costs) to take the buyout. Now, if all 14,000 took the buyout…

Couldn’t tell from the gif, but was that a ref or a linesman?