Or Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but the protest started not with the pipeline itself but rather where they were placing it. The original route had it going further north, but the NIMBYs in Bismarck were concerned with oil leaks affecting their water supply and got them to move it, which just dumped the potential problems…

The full goatee makes him Evil Spock. The moustache makes him Suave Spock.

In response to the loss, the Kansas AD suspended the women’s team.

Another ubiquitous but inappropriate wedding song: Whitney Houston’s version of “I Will Always Love You,” which is about a break-up.

So why are they so concerned with reworking the law?

So sorry you have to put up with this (it’s 2017 FFS).

I thought he was a Reggae artist.

Was it wrong for me to root for injuries?

Yep, The Newsroom. It’s a good show despite the ridiculousness of the women characters.

I found that line so ironic coming from a show where all of the women characters were so poorly written: smart, strong, intelligent professionals who all behave ditzy and dumb outside their work, especially when it comes to sex/men (possible exception for Jane Fonda).

I think he’s Shawn Kemp’s.

I love how he kicks the puck to himself after the slide and has some nifty stick-handling to set up the scoring chance.

Yep, in my haste to mock Drumpf’s perverse relationship with his daughter, I overlooked the singular “husband” in the original joke. My apologies on being subtlety-impaired.

In the Pat Benatar video, wasn’t that also Judge Reinhold as the navigator in the red cap?

Don’t you mean they have a shared interest in pleasing Melania’s husband?

Are things that dull in Buffalo where they give a Juniors coach a radio show?

I thought they were Russian Tom Brady fans.

I thought you were mocking Georgia Tech.

“He pukes - you die.”