You may give me crap for this, but there is an elimination NASCAR race in Dover this afternoon. If you can include WNBA games and garbage futbol and MLS coverage surely you can make some space for this.

At beer festivals, I’d do it by old men. People would catch a whiff, complain, then look at the fogey and shrug their shoulders. Perfect cover!

I love his little juke just before he pulls the puck around for the backhand. Lundqvist deserves a “With Sympathy” card.

I thought this exact same thing.

Isn’t Charity one of his other daughters?

A hockey player would've at least finished their shift.

I always bring up something like this whenever I hear somebody saying that non-believers should just sit quietly.

Don’t be - that’s a huge pet peeve of mine

Peyton was probably upstairs getting pegged by Papa John.

I’m surprised this is the first reference I’ve seen to Brian “Rag-arm” Greise’s interception that caused Fat Lepsis to fall on TD’s leg trying to make the tackle.

In the middle of South Carolina’s I-95 is Lake Marion, which we call The Good News/Bad News Lake.

His momma named him Clay, I’m gonna call him Clay.

Bob Evans is awful. They even butter their butter.

One more outburst like that, Patrick, and I'm calling your parents!

And he's Kept more Promises than them, too.

Does that look like Susan Sarandon to anyone else?

So when it gets cold, do you see better?

This would never happen, but I'd love to see a second tier league so teams could get relegated when they stink.

Was the kid in question Joe Flacco?

“Her name is Rio and she dances on the body-part and feces-covered sand.”