I’m surprised this is the first reference I’ve seen to Brian “Rag-arm” Greise’s interception that caused Fat Lepsis to fall on TD’s leg trying to make the tackle.

In the middle of South Carolina’s I-95 is Lake Marion, which we call The Good News/Bad News Lake.

His momma named him Clay, I’m gonna call him Clay.

Bob Evans is awful. They even butter their butter.

One more outburst like that, Patrick, and I'm calling your parents!

And he's Kept more Promises than them, too.

Does that look like Susan Sarandon to anyone else?

So when it gets cold, do you see better?

This would never happen, but I'd love to see a second tier league so teams could get relegated when they stink.

Was the kid in question Joe Flacco?

“Her name is Rio and she dances on the body-part and feces-covered sand.”

Nice pull!

Shit! Wait, they haven't trademarked that, have they?

Silly question: How is one able to actually trademark “Rio?”

That's McVeigh out of line.

Agreed.

You should also feel bad for Ryen Rusillo because he's stuck being Ryen Rusillo.

With a razor during his semi-weekly chest shaving.

I feel Ken Starr should legally change his name to YesThatKen Starr. If only he knew a good lawyer...

I prefer the Dixie Chicks’ cover of Smashing Pumpkins’ cover of Fleetwood Mac but that’s because I hate Billy Corgan’s voice.