Two rules: Stay away from my percosets and do you have any percosets?

That’s how I feel. If you don’t want intentional walks, make sure your next batter can actually, you know, bat. If you don’t want intentional fouls, make sure your basketball player can actually, you know, shoot a basket.

The halftime song reminds me of a Mojo Nixon concert I went to where he stopped in the middle of the show to run through the audience up to the bathroom to take a dump. No more than three minutes later he was back on stage telling everyone all about it. I hope he washed his hands.

Like the old SuperStars competition!

Hopefully that future is not distant at all.

Even in the Mexican Pacific League they have lengthy replay reviews. Progress!

There should be an asterisk next to his stat line since it occurred against the Nuggets.

Forrest Gump

The spice must flow.

Not to be That Guy, but it was Kris Draper and if he didn’t lose his edge the hit wouldn’t have been that big of a deal. IIRC, Bill Clement even showed surprise that Lemiuex got more than 2 minutes.

I’m so sad I appreciate these jokes.

Just like Trent Reznor’s feelings about Johnny Cash’s recording of “Hurt.”

Bingo!

The Cure’s version of “Purple Haze” is my idea of the right way to cover a song - keep enough of the original to be recognized but make the rest your own sound.

Like most ‘Bama fans, he only works with tape that is straight and white.

Don't forget the NASCAR one!

The only thing I find funny about Forrest Gump is how the family values crowd holds it up as a wholesome movie while forgetting Forrest’s mom screwed the principal to get him into school.

+1 Danny Kannel turtleneck

Are we sure it wasn’t an underage relative using his ID?

Also, there are no media timeouts which means no commercials. Plus, the 1st overtime has the long bench change which can make for some exciting game play if they don't manage their shifts well.