Don't forget the NASCAR one!

The only thing I find funny about Forrest Gump is how the family values crowd holds it up as a wholesome movie while forgetting Forrest’s mom screwed the principal to get him into school.

+1 Danny Kannel turtleneck

Are we sure it wasn’t an underage relative using his ID?

Also, there are no media timeouts which means no commercials. Plus, the 1st overtime has the long bench change which can make for some exciting game play if they don't manage their shifts well.

Pod racing is crap because it had a chance to kill Jar Jar when he got zapped by those power thingies and it didn’t take the shot.

Sanayispor’s uniforms look like they were designed by Oompa-Loompas.

You found a Blue Jackets fan?!?!

Ryen Russillo was barely tolerable when SVP was there to keep his know-it-all-ism in check. Now having Kanell on makes the show so bad I can’t even hate-listen to it.

It reminds me of “The Wire” when they went after Omar as he was taking his mother to church. There are aome things you just don’t do.

I always felt STP sounded more like Alice in Chains than Pearl Jam. It's too bad both frontmen had troubles with heroin.

This ref’s explanation is total B.S.

It's probably going to get rained-out or rain-delayed. I don't know which one is worse.

I once caught a bad case of the Adelaide Bite.

I think he “had” to because of the NFL’s partnership with Motorola or whoever the heck is supplying coaches’ headsets.

IIRC Suzanne Collins said she wasn’t aware of Battle Royale (the movie or the novel) and based her book on Roman gladiators and Survivor-like reality TV.

Aren't the users and employees of DFS the same thing?

I’m sure you’re tired of hearing this, Diana, but again kudos for your top-notch work on this (and other legal issues as well).

If the strippers were on athletic scholarship you can bet the NCAA would punish Louisville for giving them improper benefits.

In addition to all of the drunken uncle facebook posts he also did the invocation before Sunday’s NASCAR race in New Hampshire.