I'm not sure what that switch does, either. I don't immediately recall.

I strongly remember the very first time I was playing Mass Effect. I thought it was extremely neat to hear news bulletins about people who were in trouble in a certain part of the galaxy, and then to realize that I had new side-quests from those bulletins ... but once I fought through my first batch of enemies, in a…

The robot right outside the statue base? That's actually the way you came in. Or, to be more accurate, that's one of several entrances into the statue. From where your fellow agent was, you need to head back left and climb the large stairs. The idea is that you're eventually going to climb to the top of the statue.

I don't own Mass Effect 3, but I strongly remember feeling (in the days when I was playing through ME1 and 2 over and over and over) that I was only doing this as busywork, so my save files would be ready for each game's sequel. This was especially true in the case of Mass Effect 1's horribly boring…

Two friends of mine are getting married tomorrow. ^^

Where are you in the game, in Deus Ex 1?

"This review is based off of 4 youtube reviews, and about 8 magazine reviews as I do not own a Kinect."

I figured this was going to have something to do with the in-game facial sliders.

The Waffle Haggler eats ... Lean Pockets?

Welcome to Kotaku! =) Those sound good.

Snarf, snarf!

And this from a person for whom people were calling for destarrings and bans just a few weeks ago. ;-) Nice job, Shinta!

If I may make a tip: Kotaku URLs with pluses in them don't work too well for regular Gawker links and should be embedded in something else, like this. I've had trouble with the "#comments" hashtag as well, so I usually just leave that off.

I try not to judge where it's not necessary. And as much as sex shouldn't be used wastefully, outside of the committed relationship between a man and his wife, I have no problem with you talking about sex storylines, per se; it looks to me like Blobbeh's gotten off for the evening, and I doubt anyone else will bother…

George, what on Earth is it with you, writing stories that make me seriously want to stop reading, which then become supremely interesting at the very last moment? More peasant-revolt drama, please! I'm loving this! #clashofkings

THAT was the foreplay music??

Winter. Fifteen dollars. (Source, with minor DLC spoilers)

Edit: Double post? Sorry.

That's a mighty impressive laptop, then. (Welcome to Kotaku!)

Okay. I concede. That is freaking epic! Thanks! [goes and listens to epic guitar boss music from FF7]