Seriously?? You write for a bunch of gear heads and found this to be uncomfortable??? You need to head right on over to Jezebel...your people await...

The problem with “journalists” getting paid by the click is that EVERYTHING is a controversy, everything is “mind blowing” as long as it’s attached to a popular trending subject and has some POSSIBLE way to pretend to be offended or amazed someone’s gonna write it up so they can afford their TV dinner.