Stupid Bungie, I would have paid 1200 Microsoft Points for these maps in a heartbeat! Win for me!

Blizzcon Ladies and Gents!

Oh, good. Now every year EA sports will release a slightly tweaked and slightly worse version of the previous year's Angry Birds!

I don't know if I'd buy that car. I heard he drove it fine for a while, then let it sit in the garage, then brought it back out of the garage and did a pretty good job driving it, then put it back in the garage, then took it out AGAIN, got a new paint job and did a shitty job driving it.

I signed up. It was weird though; right after I confirmed the subscription my computer screen slowly turned red with what looked like oozing blood.

If my kid hasn't beaten Angry Birds by age 4, I have failed as a parent.

The guy from the audio message sent this short follow up quiz:

Welcome. You've got bad press!

Ah...it makes sense now...

@minibeardeath:

That woman's smile says one thing and one thing only, "I took the Rangers -130".

He just wants the poor horse so he can name it "Shaqretariat" and reference it in press conferences.

@Phintastic: Opulence. I has it.

@ergheiz: lol had no clue it said megan man. My fiance's name is megan, i probably did it without thinking. Ninja edit FTW?

This is the boss music for "Yo-Yo Man" in Megan Man 2, right?

@PolkPanther: Noticing that is why you are starred and I'm just a casual observer. Hilarious and well done.

@Action Fitz: Hand Em High imo

In other news, the Patriots beat the Bills 144-3 in Madden 11. Welcome to video games.

@Loui: Great job with the photo.

Was the article written by Colin Cowherd?