I'm a dancing zombie transvestite, and Windows 7 was my idea!

I'm most excited for the Kotaku updates.

This story was initially scary, however my fear was amplified when reading it with Ray Lewis glaring at me while popping out of a bubble bath.

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My child is level 80.

@Befitzero: Well, either way I'm not surprised that Glowfest was deemed an 'E' ticket attraction.

@PACKFAN4LIFE: Oh you're a Packers fan?

Speaking of simulated games...my friends and I used to randomly pick two teams in Madden, create a betting line then watch and bet on the simulated game.

@AlphaJarmel: Despite these two events being 3000 miles apart, Universal's Island's of Adventure is actually a pretty awesome experience. It doesn't beat Disney World, but it is definitely worth checking out for a day.

@Killrig: With the billions of dollars they are putting into renovating it, it will not suck for long. New water show they opened is definitely entertaining, and that is just the beginning. Two E ticket attractions open in the next two years and one of them will be in a completely new 'land'. They will also be…

This will be better than what they have currently- "Glowfest" Essentially glow fest shows kids what it's like to be on ecstasy without actually ingesting the drug.

@Lite: an adventurer is me!: haha I was going to respond with this EXACTLY. old nasty servers = old nasty casino.

Over/Under on the amount of photos of people's feet while lying in their beach chair?

See, I told you San Antonio was the dirtiest team in the NBA!!!!!!11

Hopefully every Kinect game isn't as painfully repetitive as Entourage.

Just missing Princess the Night Elf!

America! F*** Yeah!

@Les Mikesell: Heart click for awesomeness.

I'll wait for Lego Star Wars IV: A remake of a remake of a remake of a movie with already covered in 'The Complete Saga"!

Shortly after the bomb-bird exploded, Laura quickly learned how to play the similarly titled "Angry Parents".