PETA is gonna loooooove this!

The craziest part is the game the kid was playing. Seriously though, Nintendo should send him a free 3DS...if it ever comes out.

I feel dirty after watching that video.

Irony in PRINCE commenting on something being outdated? I mean, I like Purple Rain as much as the next guy, but this is what it sounds like when ignorant doves cry.

My hands are faster at only one thing, but I have trained for YEARS perfecting it. I perfected it once, sometimes twice daily. One time I even perfected it 5 times in one day. Beat that, Korean video game prodigy.

You get an achievement for killing every animal. End of story.

Is it bad that the lead photo reminds me of Crystalsong Forest?

I applaud the Gaming/Sports combo. I call it: Kotakspin.

I know a lot of people are dismissing this as nothing close to art however people need to remember that opinions on art vary dramatically from individual to individual. To the artist who created these photos, they obviously meant a lot. I am sure these photos will strike many Kotaku visitors as brilliant, even though…

I guess the next time I go to Disneyland I will bring a giant paintbrush.

Most of the characters were probably insulted that they were only holding a level 1 keyblade. Mickey pisses level 1 keyblades. Get serious.

Albert Haynesworth? More like Albert LAMESWORTH! Right!?

I love how people complain about Kotaku announcing it and therefore overloading the site. If they DIDN'T announce it, you would have never found out about it. Get serious guys, that's the whole reason you READ Kotaku...

Will I buy Street Fighter!?

If Activision keeps pumping out games like Modern Warfare 2 they could book The Wiggles for their next E3 event and everything would be just fine in my opinion.

Who knew you would be staring at our poorly thought out advertisement while taking a crap?

It's nice, however I don't like their new add campaign:

Until Captain EO is available in the PSN Store, I aint buyin'.

They give you the option to skip these conversations. If you don't want to listen, then don't. Are we really going to start comparing this game to the "real" old west? Hey Kevin, I bet in the old west people didn't carry 5 guns, a knife, and two fire bottles at once either!