@Manly_McBeeferton: Wow...say that to the Thimble's face.

Breaking News: Shortly after Luke posted this article, Kotaku's profits dropped 73.1%

I heard it takes 2 years, minimum, to get a star on Kotaku. Well, 2 years or by sending a giant fun filled Yoshi Egg.

Beat if with the Power Pad, then talk to me.

I don't know about you guys but I did NOT expect the guy who beat it to look like that. I expected him to be a bit more...I don't know...what's the word.....

I didn't know Bomberman was a weapons inspector in Iraq...

The market totally "hadoukened" Capcom!

@TravisTouchdown: Ah, good point. I didn't take that into account. That is the reason after all that I even bought it.

Wii Play? Wow. It was fun the first few times but got really old really fast. I guess you can say that about 90% of Wii games.

WoW Subscribers: 11,500,000

I refuse to watch this video out of fear I would become addicted again through a mere glimpse of a WoW expansion.

If that was an XBOX SD card they would of also included a bill for $30.

All I know is I would like to see the guy who gave Drew McFedries a 67 go to Drew's house and tell him, "Hi, I ranked you last."

@GunFlame: The Second Coming: Don't make me do the calculation...

@Luke Plunkett: I got all day Luke. That being said, did you know that in the Democratic Republic of the Congo every person could have 33 Game Boys? Obviously the DS hasn't found its way there yet.

Did you know that enough Nintendo DS units have sold that every person in Rhode Island could have 122 of them!?

People can only Wii bowl for so long...

They only way to make up for this mistake is replacing the school's P.E. uniforms with Patriots hoodies...

I hope he at least does the roundhouse.

@JohnnyricoMC: True, I just found Bungie's to be the worst of the bunch.