fave joke thus far:

It’s tragic that a family lost a child. But the fault clearly lies with the person that was driving and using FaceTime simultaneously. He/She deserves punishment for what they did, and what they’ve made this family go through.

NO!

Not found at COTA. But, here is my very own North American Carpet Otter:

“We think you’re shittier than Florida” is about the strongest burn I’ve ever heard of.

“They won’t take the risk to exhibit their free speech in a way that places their circumstance in jeopardy, so let them get out of uniform and do their protesting on somebody else’s nickel,” he said.

Oklahoma was literally founded on the idea that you should be able to just take things away from Native Americans if you want it bad enough so I am not surprised.

This shit is no doubt stupid.

There used to be a day, not all that long ago, when politicians would cave when you took money away.

Seen just before launch

11.4% of people are fucking retarded.

His appeal to African-American voters in recent weeks: THINGS ARE TERRIBLE! IF YOU WALK DOWN ANY STREET YOU’LL GET SHOT 25 TIMES! VOTE FOR ME BECAUSE IT CAN’T POSSIBLY GET WORSE!

the campus didn’t want it, in fact, most public and even private universities didn’t want it. the Texas state legislature rammed this on all Texas public colleges and universities.

As an alum, I want to be clear. The campus isn’t allowing anything. The state lege is and the campus has fought it all along but as a state school, has run out of options to prevent it. Profs have resigned over it.

there is a word. “Texas.”

The fact this campus is willingly allowing guns despite the 8/1/66 massacre is such a level of tone deafness that I don’t think a word has been invented for it.

Slave labor is awesome?

Why would the brazilian government even try to pursue this further? Frankly it just makes the country look even worse and petty IMO.