Quick & dirty Patrick meme thread, I’ll start

I would watch Kristen Bell Top Gear in a heartbeat.

If a show is only on the Motor Trend app, does it make a sound? 

Here’s your side by side proof that old is better.

Did they make a different sort of C4?

So when you spin it out under a semi truck, you don't get decapitated.  It's a safety feature. 

Sure would be cool if they could just package this with F1TV. But I guess they are different orgs.

Always fascinated by ignorant people like this.

If you want roads, go build them yourselves.

I wouldn’t call it pointless. It was a good car with some interesting tech. Cadillac was making DOHC 32V V8s for years with the Northstar family and they claimed the race engine had its basis on that. They even installed a night vision heads up display, but apparently it was so distracting that drivers just ended up…

These discussions always inevitably break down into “my priorities are better than your priorities”! People value different things...that’s just the way it is. I don’t drink, spend very little on concerts or entertainment, because I want to drive a nice car. I still probably spend too much on it, but I love driving and…

I think how much you spend on the vehicle is highly, highly dependent upon what other expenses you have. If you make $100k/yr but you own your house/condo, have no student loan debt, and have some money in the bank then go right ahead and buy a $70k car.

“How to move up in reliability survey: Don’t change anything. For 14 years.”

Ha! that was my first thought too...I’m paying closer to $6k a year for my family for a high deductible company plan. It’s asinine.

probably 1,200 dollars a year in health insurance costs

The ‘fewer kids’ part is legit.

YOU LEAVE ANN PERKINS ALONE!

A dude on a forum i frequent sticks a pool noodle in between his hood and his windshield before parking the car, then pulls it out in the morning.

Unions are integral to how labor works, and how management interacts with labor. Back in the early 2000s, I was working for an adult novelty and marital tools company called Head & Spin.

Let me save everyone some time. Conclusions - traction control on: Audi slightly better. Traction control off: Audi more sloppy than the others. Trade-offs abound, and no real standout winner.

You’re welcome.