Hey neat. The comments work.

They're just compressed air thrusters.

I remember reading somewhere that cockroaches and lobster are close genetic cousins 

90

Road & Track was better without truck issues. 

I hate rectangles.

Kinja has always been a mess, but it would be nice if the comments would at least load without multiple page refreshes.

This is what wraps are for. Bonus points for protecting the OEM paint so the boring non color is fresh when resold.

He said he wanted RWD or AWD.

Oh yeah forgot you needed 4 doors. Yeah you're pretty screwed on that front. Theres really nothing <$40k. 

FWD

The mustang is basically all that's left in that area of the market. Unless you want to pay Golf R money.

They need to stop price gouging in my area. Shit is still near 2.50 🤬

Seriously... I can't view the site on my mobile anymore because the autoplay videos gobble up my data plan.

Citation needed.

When was it exactly when Hyundai decided they wanted to be cool?

“blown, nonwoven fabric filter material,”

IBM ruined the Weather Underground app. They even took away the widgets... A weather app without a home screen widget is automatically a failure.

Is there anyone that wasn’t busted down to step 2 (at best) on the Maslow pyramid at this point?

You may have never been poor so I’ll fill you in on my experiences. Poor people file a return to get rebates not to pay income tax. To have an effect on their taxes you’d have to do something like UBI or boost the EIC.