We should send balloons before rovers. Chips will survive longer with less exotic materials and still learn a shit load about the atmosphere.

“It’s not a me problem that they haven’t figured out how to monetize my eyeballs yet.”

Fuck you very much Phil.

Left out the dead 8yr old US citizen.

I still have no idea how Conway isn’t his PS. She positively loves verbal diarrhea.

Zyklon-TDi?

Meh Porsche won’t feel the hurt. For example, look who’s LMP1 program got the axe... The dominant team that was poised to take Porsche’s unbreakable record in half the timespan.

Is there also a displacement tax advantage since a tiny diesel can torque like a larger displacement petrol engine?

With no eclipse or evolution, mind as well fold it all into Nissan in the US. Very few people would mourn losing the Mrs. Bitchy name plate.

Agreed, Asetto Corsa an p.cars did remind me how much work and polish goes into Gran Turismo and Forza though.

Yeah it popped up on the Google results so I figured I’d source in-house. OPPO should always be a primary source for jalopnik posts. ;)

dude’s been watching too much Black Mirror...

somehow the AC managed to look much better.

How did you not include the most majestic view possible?

“Here’s the problem: If you go back through your history books they’ve actually been one of the most progressive companies,”

Get caught cheating twice and it sours any greatness. It’s like having a Lance Armstrong poster, yeah he won a lot but he’s a proven shitbag so fuck him.

At least you get to know you’re a better person.

Crapcan econoboxes get good mpg. Try again.

something about the blank flatness of it that really bothers me.