Asteroids have hit the Earth before, and will do in the future. Let’s not panic here and pass some law that might cost us money if we see an asteroid coming at us. Life will survive, at least until the expansion of the photosphere.

What? Not qualified? It’s HUD—he’s lived in a house in a big city. Clearly qualified. Like the EXXON guy for SoS.

I, too, would turn down the positions of butt boy and whipping boy.

You think Snowden is an “involuntary” expat?

Legally protected how?

When “government functioning” means firing people who have different opinions and sending out the brown shirts to take down dissent, then no, I’m hoping the government will cease to function.

“Trump voter” is a mark of shame.

You’re part of the crew normalizing Trump.

You think Trump voters value any kind of logical consistency? It is to laugh.

In a year, US citizens will need a visa to visit the next state.

Can we just laugh bitterly the next time some dense fool of a Trump voter talks about “draining the swamp”?

Let’s be clear who’s to blame for all this: Trump voters.

Remember: he stood up and read off of teleprompters.

Trump won’t care if Americans die.

Mr. Toad will treat the government like a business.

Who do you think he’ll get his intelligence briefings from?

Gosh, just think how you might react if Russia had been invading their neighboring countries and seizing territory.

There’s a big difference between “starting WWIII” and recognizing when a country is Germany 1939 without the ideology.

They are not a capitalist county. They are a kleptocracy, which is soon what we will be too.

I’m sure Mr. Toad will leave us with a legacy. After all, he’s the one arguing not to investigate.