you also have to put it in a little buggy and cart it over to an address I specify.

I feel like some of these questions are a little extreme. "Would you give up your entire life for a car?" "Would you sacrifice a testicle to some Jigsaw-like car salesman?" I mean, cars are great, and not liking the F40 is objectively wrong, but come on.

I really like this, but only insofar as I love watching people who really identify with apple take stuff like this personally. Arguing over phones and actually meaning it is fucking stupid.

Because jezebel is terrible and lives up to my jokes.

With respect, if you don't recognize Scott Adkins, you have a poor handle on the 'amazingly fun bad movies based on the conceit that karate is a replacement for guns' genre.

I loved that the biologist tried to pet the space cobra. Positively loved it. (Luckily, I expected this movie to be terrible.)

If this was Jezebel, all the replies would be about how the car had it coming, and it's a crime that she was arrested.

I'm personally hoping that Skyler gets killed - though that's only because she's spent the entire show being awful, and I hate her character.

So an show based in the Avengers movieverse that... won't star any of the characters that made the movie likeable or fun? And without the budget for special effects that made it so kickass? On a channel that routinely shows garbage? Seriously, look: http://beta.abc.go.com/shows

"If it had any real health benefits then evolution would have taken care of it thousands of years ago"

I didn't see the data sources or tables of collected, analyzed this nytimes article was using.

Removing an appendix requires an invasive procedure involving anaesthetic. This involves 5 minutes, and is a fairly benign procedure. But hey, smart example. While we're at it, people can technically also survive with a patent ductus arteriosus, which is pretty easy to close - but why bother? It's natural. People have…

I imagine it's somewhat more difficult to have good hygeine when uncircumsized. In one case, you have an elastic collar of skin that traps dirt and bacteria against periodically moist flesh. In the other case, you're circumsized.

OOooo, good catch! Nice try, shadow consortium, but you didn't count on this guy's keen detective skills, did you?