Have you ever used the quicktime player? It's appallingly slow.

But QT sucks nowadays.

Huh? Weren't these games already on current gen consoles? I have Tomb Raider Anniversary on my Xbox 360.

Dude! I want CGI news reporters! American news sucks!

The hate stems from the fact that it's popular.

I'm disappointed it's an MMO, they're so expensive and the combat portion of the gameplay is never as good as a real action game.

I'm sorry, but even if they PAYED ME to use Norton Antivirus it wouldn't be a good deal.

Depends on what you mean by "catch up".

No, it's a website you can visit. When you buy an app while on the website, you can click a button and it will immediately push it to your phone/tablet so that you don't have to do anything. You can even have it push to all your devices at the same time. It's pretty nifty.

*ahem*

It's unethical, so even if I had nothing to hide, I wouldn't want to work for someone who thinks that is OK.

You mean kind of like how liberal agendas get shoved down the throats of anyone watching television?

Doesn't the National Enquirer specialize in making shit up?

You can still make a dark and creepy movie and have a PG-13 rating. Just make sure you limit the number of F-words and don't show lots of dismemberment.

*ahem* wasn't Mewtwo a clone? In fact, wasn't the first Pokemon movie (which was terrible) all about cloned Pokemon?

I think we finally found something you shouldn't post on 4Chan.

What the hell? They let Dead Space 2 pass without any edits (other than turning off friendly fire) and it is far more violent and disturbing than Bulletstorm.

I've had an iPhone/iPod touch since 2007. I have bought many games on it and not a single one of them has been able to keep me captivated for more than 20 minutes at a time.

People like this are the real-world equivalent of trolls.

You seem the exact opposite of most Splinter Cell fans.