I can’t help feeling like it should be the other way around...

The window seat has the window. The aisle has extra elbow room. That’s why you pick either window or aisle. The middle seat is fucked.

It was foretold that someday something would come along to make the Super Mario Brothers movie look amazing. Rejoice brothers and sisters, that day has arrived!

Can I also just say, for the record, that I have read a lot of fanfic and the last word I would use for it is “reasonable.”

Perhaps he lost his ability to know nothing.