Totally glad for her to be taking maximum precautions in the Gulf South sun as a ginger from the northern British isles  

You try going into that sun as a ginger.

It helps that while she’s beautiful, she’s not Hollywood Bombshell unattainable level of beautiful. You can buy an awkward girl growing up to be Gillan, recognizing the world finds you attractive without losing that bit of uncertainty.  Actually makes her perfect for Nebula.

You are sentient dog excrement.

Patel as Bond with Ritchie directing. Trust me.

Sofia Coppola

“Oooh, so these people in the room are all dead?”

The Shayamalan Plot Twist will be that there isn’t one, because Ishana Shayamalan hates them.  

Once you learn the twist, you can see all the clues peppered throughout that it was just M. Night Shyamalan in disguise all along.

...also, this review came off as very AI-written to me...

tbh, i’d rather they go the Poochie route. Opening title scroll: “Kang died on the way back to his home planet. Doom rises.”

Hilariously original and acidly funny. I think the best compliment I could give him is that I would wish Mojo Nixon to be the on the scene neighbor who the local news channel interviews after my crimes have been exposed and the manhunt is on.

While it’s not a solo work I believe it to be a good song for the moment

Meanwhile, Pat Fucking Robertson still walks the earth.

I never owned a Mojo Nixon record, but as a kid taping Dr Demento off the radio at night and listening to the Dead Milkmen on my Walkman by day, he was a legend in my mind. Bless this man.

Well shit, now Debbie Gibson has to raise their two-headed love child alone :(.

I once met Rodney Anonymous of the Dead Milkmen at a show, and within 30 seconds he was telling me a story about calling a bingo game with Mojo Nixon after sharing an entire bag of magic mushrooms.

My great-uncle had cirrhosis and liver cancer, which became stomach cancer. The night before he died my dad called me and told me I should come over if I wanted to see him. I did, and instantly regretting doing so. I’ve seen people near death, both before and since, but this one was by far the most unsettling. It’s a…

If he dies, he dies.

Keep punchin