They persuaded their bodyguard to buy lemonade, and then their driver, and then the maids, who “dug deep for their spare change.”

Yeah, that’ll make the first-time marchers feel great. Can we stop picking at people who gave enough of a shit to come out and march in January, and then tell them it isn’t good enough? I think all women need to be respectful of the new-to-protest women who are now galvanized. Coming together on commonalities and…

Your secret is safe with us Eli

This exact thing has happened to me, but there was no crying. Or pain, really. I imagine it was because I was fairly drunk too, and therefore relaxed. Things were also pretty wet down there. Just popped in and out real quick, and fairly deep. No pain in the moment, but I was a little bit sore the next day?

James Franco’s 4th brother there looks like he is about to be touched inappropriately by an old homeless Russian man.

i don’t know, guy.

Well, there’s a difference between the truth that Jews are disproportionately successful in a convention sense and thus are very highly represented in decision making, and the idea that Mark Zuckerberg, George Soros and Sheldon Adelman are meeting every week in Atherton and plotting global domination.

Yup. Democrats vote for people they like; Republicans vote against people they hate. The truth is, the men and women (alike) wouldn’t have voted for Clinton in any case. Now, everyone is scrambling to say this third party vote (which is smaller than usual anyway) is bad, and third parties are bad, and the election…

That one penguin shouting “Worldstar!” cracked me the f up.

Why is it disgusting? I would not mind if he came to my HBCU. I support his right to speak and if my campus said we would host any candidate who got 5% or more, then we would honor our word. Even if it is person we do not like or have the same views.

Oh come on, don’t do that shelwood.

“who the hell steals pills”

I’m pretty sure I am going to win this. I lived with all of the roommates below in on campus apartment style housing in a single school year:

Not a horror story, but my freshmen year I was roomed with an international student from India...real nice guy. He was also a nerdy, engineering student who spent 99% of his free time studying and came from a strict, wealthy family.

Oh shut up. Real relationships are messy. Nobody would ever be blindsided by cheating if everyone preemptively dumped their partners at the first inkling of a suspicion, but in real life people have to weigh what they have invested in the relationship with what they may or may not know.

I mean, seriously? Plenty of other subway systems with even more heavy usage aren't COMPLETE SHITHOLES.