I will continue to make fun of her tweets, but even more lovingly.

Chering is caring.

Julianne Moore is “like a mom” to Chloe Moretz.

I prefer "knickers." God, I love saying "knickers."

Oh my goddddd yes. I’ve been hearing ads for it on podcasts for years (I think? It def feels like years) and every time someone says the name I’m like, “Whyyyyy?” And then I spend the next 45 seconds wondering if there’s a reference or a pun I’m missing, which is, admittedly, less uncomfortable for me than thinking…

I really wish that would stop being the SPONSORED post. I think it was better when Jillian Michaels was telling us all what to think.

I signed in just to star this.

No, that's a good point. It's a woman.

Okay, first: Kudos to the teacher who didn’t attribute the child’s exhaustion to laziness or disrespect. I know that should be a given, but many signs of abuse and neglect are blamed on the child.

That's one badass assistant principal.

Thank you for acknowledging what an amazing interviewer Howard is! I would, however, amend your statement slightly to say he’s the best interviewer in the game, period - not just “right now.” ;)

because her PR Coordinator for The Normals told her this would make her look RELATEABLE and FUN

I thought so too. I was totally prepared to watch her fall on her face, but I think she’s been great. Of course, this role was made for her, so I’m not sure she has the range to play a lot of different types of characters, but I think she has great screen presence. I do agree that Denis O’Hare was terrific this…

I thought she was good. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“hey how’s it going” “I LOVE MY MOTHER MORE THAN MY DAD”

As a Brit we do tend to shy away from conversations about money. We’re taught that it is something you don’t talk about.

Where do I preorder a white noise machine that loops Bernie saying “Kardashians” instead of ocean noises?

I’ve been binging on Fargo, so I have so many new and interesting ideas for a creative murder scenario.

Yeah, no, it doesn’t work like that. Tell him that the entire internet says he’s wrong. I feel safe vouching for everyone on this.