Harlan Pepper, stop namin’ nuts

She does look hot though.

I'm trying to remember one homophobic joke in Superbad.

I also think it’s weird that we have so little info. I low-key suspect shenanigans. Like maybe this is political theater to illustrate the insanity of policing bathrooms. It’s awkward to hope this is real but if it’s a hoax it will cast doubt on legitimate claims.

She wears lace fronts. (This information occupies the space in my head where real knowledge should live. 😁)

About those credits: It’s unfortunate that nobody cared to get the co-director’s last name right. Or maybe spell-check “cinematographer.” Getting those details right would show more respect for the team.

On this day, all our last names are Finger.

It's 67° tops. I'm putting on a shirt with sleeves and calling them Kaylando.

Who says she can't have both Toms?

Her album, “Anus,” is SO GOOD. 😍💅🏼

Aimée, great first Dirt Bag!

Looks like one of those ones that's too big to get all the way hard. Like it would collapse under its own weight.

I thought it was expert shade. 😂

It is so, so slow. Like, Quaalude-smoking-a-blunt slow. Not sure yet if that's bad or good.

So do I! But I’d wear it anyway if my bank account weren't so skinny.

Robyn as Cruella de Vil. LOVE.

Perhach’s piece really hits home for me. I’m ambivalent about it, though, because while a Fuck Off Fund is practical, I don’t WANT to wait tables on Saturdays to get it. It reminds me of a quote attributed to Alan Rickman:“I think there’s some connection between absolute discipline and absolute freedom.”

I guess M’Panties was taken.

Not Dirt Bag-related, but MeUndies is the most nauseating name for anything ever.

I read “Luann de Lesseps is deeply in love with that grocery store HAIR” and it made total sense to me.