Rod Beck.

oh you know he dead.

"Rock N Roll Bees." I like that.

"Thirty more owners can come in, and nothing will change."

Josh Gordon Ruled Out 10 Games After Not Taking Massive Hit

"Your Honor, no contest. Ask around. Everybody thinks I whipped him."

Going to be hard to avoid jail time as he's already behind bars.

Utinni!

Hey, even a stopped clock is right two times a day.

They're nice boobs.

"As World Series MVP, Chevy would like to award you with a VAN down by the RIVER!"

Hood to English translator: Ty Lawson recalled a hilarious event during a basketball game when a fan exclaimed that JaVale was on a television segment that highlights follies and other nonsensical hi-jinks. JaVale promptly replied by saying, "I am working hard to earn a living."

"I don't want to play woth Kobe either."

When questioned about his decision to start Mettenberger this week, Ken Whisenhunt responded, "He's the best around. Nothing's ever going to keep him down."

Coach Whisenhunt: Sweep the leg.

Know this guy and his family personally, really good people. His brother bought my old motorcycle years back and still has it. Hoping he picks out something fun and reliable to drive around!

"Part Deux"? What the fuck does that mean? You wanna fight, asshole? Let's go!

Strickland: I can't understand you!!

James "Shields down to 22%, Captain!"

I take all my personal conduct cues from Goodell's ad hoc meting of punishment, which is why I withheld a park visit from my dog after she maimed the neighbor, and then I euthanized her for eating my pot brownies. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a humane society gala to keynote speak at.