I'm guessing Vikings GM Rick Spielman already had this information (but he'll probably deny it) when he had his press conference today announcing Peterson will play this weekend. This is all sounding so familiar.

Of course, when RG3 says "He was watching over me," he's referring to Malsumis, the Native American god of cruelty who has been plotting his demise since the day he was drafted.

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or, watch a free stream.

I'm starting to think that Goodell and the NFL are lying about their handling of the Ray Rice incident.

I love that every excuse the NFL makes is immediately refuted by three different sources. I also love that for all of this stupidity, its incredibly unlikely that anybody of real significance loses their job.

We gotta listen to Olbermann on this. No one knows more about getting fired for being a dick.

Hey Roger.....BETTER CALL SAUL!

Double J grabs double B's.

Their earlier tweets are pretty corny and tone-deaf. But, to be fair, they say that delivery is 90% of comedy, and DiGiorno doesn't do delivery.

Welcome to Kinja, Mr. Goodell.

@SI_PeterKing:

They've really raised the level of discourse on First Take lately.

10 bucks says the NFL declares this illegal next year.

You could've just said it was made by Ferrari and called it a day.

F-35 BURNS TO THE GROUND. FERRARI.

Everyone will understand.

Man, he deserves punishment but I really feel for the guy...having to watch almost half the season from the discomfort of his mansion, private jet, yacht, and/or jet-yacht.

I'm in grad school and just bought a chromebook. There are obvious limitations to using one, but chromebooks are becoming very popular with students. Would love to see a chromebook pack from you guys!

He knows what he did!

YYEEESSS!!!!!! I've been waiting with bated breath for this one! I'm a Browns fan and can't wait to laugh my ass off at how bad they are because I've already cried so much it hurts!