Ah okay thank you for the explanation, that’s less insidious than my original thought that Herb was inflating comments to show higher engagement.

Pretty much every male lead singer from 90s is dead. Except Eddie Vedder. There can be only one.   

What’s going on with Kinja now? It’s showing 169 comments on this article when there are nowhere near, even looking at the greys. 

Darry: “Did you get into that fancy college you applied to, Ponyboy?”
Ponyboy: “I couldn’t sleep. The force-ghost Johnny was reminding me to stay golden all night.”
Sodapop: “Y’know guys, I really hate my name. I’m glad our parents died!”

You guys are really going all in on this expanded Megiverse, huh?

“Naturally, that victory came at the hands of Robert Equalizer, Denzel Washington’s extremely capable killer (now retired) from Equalizer 3,...”

They can have it set in the modern day with the kids now middle aged — like in Cobra Kai. Which is appropriate because Ralph Macchio played Johnny. Although they will have to retcon Johnny’s death, I suppose.

I always feel bad for him given that he is also an accomplished writer of his own original SF and fantasy novels but everyone of a certain age (older GenXers) always associate him with the novelizations of basically every SF and fantasy movie from the 1970s and 1980s.

I always assumed it was an adaptation of Marjane Satrapi’s award winning graphic novel Persepolis about an Iranian family fleeing to the West in the wake of the 1979 theocratic revolution, only giving the Ayatollah’s and the Shah’s forces giant robots to fight in to make it more interesting.

Did someone say “Movie novelisation”? Call Allen Dean Foster, stat!

Worth reading, but those two quotes are the only things about Yellowstone in it.

Oh, I thought it was another schlocky cheapo action movie, like Sharknado, except about a megalodon. Wait, that’s The Meg.

I’m not so sure how much facts actually matter, but if they do, the fact that Gran Turismo’s opening Friday is a cumulative total of all its preview showings (of which there were several in the weeks prior, not to mention the normal Thursday showings) plus its normal Friday receipts means that it almost certainly…

I fell out in Season 3 when Kayce and his Native American wife (who is played by an actress who is definitely not Native) were having sex in the woods and a wolf walked up and Kayce and the wolf shared eye contact and then the wolf was like, “Yeah, man. Give it to her!” and walked away out of respect for the fucking.

Huh, I always assumed Megalopolis was about enormous policemen.

It’s literally WB’s highest-grossing movie of all time. I think they’re fine.

I loved 1883, and will probably like the Harrison Ford/Helen Mirren one as well. And I actually like Yellowstone, but it’s basically like an update of Dallas or one those night soaps my mother was watching in the 70's and 80's. Kelly Reilly’s character is batshit crazy, which is the big draw for me since she seems to…

It should be noted that Costner’s Horizon project has now ballooned into a four movie (and likely expanding) work.

$24 million to stare out towards the beautiful Montana scenery while wearing a Carhartt jacket for a few years?

When I was trying to figure out what I wanted to study in college, my parents basically told me the one thing not to do: get a degree in business. It’s as useless as a liberal arts degree but without the thinking.