Boy, you really are butthurt about them not begging Hack Synder to come back, aren’t you?

It could very well be, CineCraft—Warners has yet to show they have any idea of what they’re doing with some of the richest IP out there.

At the behest of even dumber, more Edgelord assholes!

No, Zack Synder doesn’t live here any more.

I can’t tell if you’re on the level or being really really sarcastic.

BvS kept reiterating that the only difference between them was iconography: day vs night, man vs god, etc.

Somebody forgot to burp the SnyderBro Manbaby!

Bruce Timm and Paul Dini have already said, more than once, that they wouldn’t take the job if it was offered to them.

And here’s a SynderBro, finally reporting in!

Like where your head is at.

They’ve exchanged their “RELEASE THE SNYDER CUT!” T-shirts for MAGA caps because they’ve found their true calling—fanatical support for Donald Trump.

The Suicide Squad was set up as a perfect storm for failure, thanks to AT&T making all their theatrical releases day&date HBO Max as well as theatrical, the Ayer Suicide Squad being such an unholy mess (not really Ayer’s fault - Warnermedia panicked and tried to turn his movie into something it wasn’t!), and “COVID…

BITE YOUR TONGUE, MAN!

Up and ‘at ‘em, Adam Adamant?

Oh, fuck—you’re not making that up....

Awww, SNAP!

I bet your treatment of baristas is legendary—as in, they have your picture up at every Starbucks with the note, “Go ahead and spit in his oat milk latte—he deserves it!”

Cordon always reminds me of rancid bacon grease having achieved some low level of sentience....

I finally gave up and got one years ago after having to put up with incessant ads for David Cross’s TODD MARGARET and Nick Swardson—both of whom I now hate with the same supernova passion I hate Gary Oldman and Hillary Rodham Clinton.

So will my kid brother—and A Post-Kinjapocalyptic Wasteland’s right, it’s straight-up Copaganda.