Wow, you used a lot of text to justify being a transphobic bigot. That’s...commitment.

But “Old-Personing” is still valid slang, right?

Ach, Du Lieber!

Anything to not have to explain that accent you were doing in <i>Elvis</i>, Tom...?

Hate to say it, but these days that’s a valid point....

So did I.

Would that be akin to Christopher Lambert trying to be American?

I think it’s more the case that the movie would’ve been successful if LucasFilm had just left Lord & Miller alone, rather than making essentially TWO movies by having Ron Howard come in most of the way through to reshoot almost everything. Shared Universe Hollywood seems to really have the attitude that they should…

Something Something First Amendment.

Something Something First Amendment.

Hillary Rodham Duarte-Peron?

Isn’t that The AV Club these days?

I owe you a generic cola beverage.

He did, Buster Taco—he also played a baddie in The Circle, albeit one that cleverly allowed him to flip the script on his Totally-Decent-Guy persona. 

For people of my generation, we knew her as much from playing the salty but benign Cora (much closer to who she really was) from the Maxwell House ads we did from being The Wicked Witch of the West.

Oh, no....

Only if they’re Black, nostalgic4thecta—as Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is....

It is Google Translate, or did y’all learn how to Latin in college...?

THOSE the Capitol Police give tours to and take selfies with!

This just in! Hulk Hogan is also sleazy.