Also, never EVER vacation in Saint Marie!

To be fair, Risingson Carlos, the U.S. does have the world’s biggest film industry in terms of global reach.

Yeah, Jamoche — I wonder WTF Branagh was thinking, shooting Death on the Nile in green screen.

So was Boris Karloff, Frank Walker Barr — are you saying he wasn’t a star?

I could dine out on that pun, Son of Spam.

Before her acclaimed and Oscar-winning role in The Favorite, Olivia Coleman was largely known as David Tennant’s flatfoot partner in the BROADCHURCH series, ANathanofFillions.

Yeah, but Ustinov was a worse Poirot than Tom Cruise was a Jack Reacher, Evil Lincoln! It would be like, “I’m doing Sherlock Holmes and I want Vincent D’Onfrio to star, with —”

“Number One? Where did our backstock of Red Shirts go...?”

Picard, on the other hand is full on nihilistic and am not sure there’s a message at all.

It was showrun by Eli Roth, so I avoided it like Right-Thinking people avoid The Plague —

Given the current Republican Party and their refusal to throw Trump and his MAGA Chuds under the bus? I’d say Qanon Supporters = Republicans any more.

It’s been that way since Season 1 of THE ORVILLE and Season 1 of ST:D came out pretty much simultaneously:

I dunno — I definitely feel a raised middle finger to Alex Kurtzman’s idea of STAR TREK in that teaser trailer. Kind of like, “Oh, you think STAR TREK is all big battles where nobody can tell what’s going on and why, and where you can’t count on your friends? Well, this is for you, asshole!”

Sorry, but a long-time sexual predator? On a show about and for women?

I think we can all agree with that one, northerneye3 -- I imagine we’ll be getting nothing more than recycled press releases and listicles now....

Oh, Gods, my eyes!

Cobie Smulders is one of those actors who should have been huge, but nobody’s figured out how to use her right so far. She works great as part of an ensemble, but can’t quite seem to click on her own....

He’s The Man With No Name or The Mysterious Drifter, Nilus — Reacher is more of a catalyst than a character.

That’s why Eastwood could have done Reacher when he was younger — he’s got a certain...something that draws people to him, even if he almost never seems to be acting.

Alan Richardson, Best Known for Playing....