Not since Charles Bronson died and Chuck Norris pretty much retired.

O-Kay, theSacredPipe....

Tom Cruise is a cocky bantamweight, who overcomes his foes by being faster on his feet and quicker to make a decision than almost anybody else.

I found “Manhole 69" on the Internet, and I’m reading it now.

Exactly what I thought, Dr. Lizardo!

Hey, let me introduce you to something called “evolution”!

Anti-masker and Anti-vaxxers — I had hoped to avoid them....

“even if you’re vaccinated, you can still catch and spread COVID, so you shouldn’t get vaccinated.”

It’s that last part that was dangerous.

Well, there is all that.... What bothers me is less that somebody like Joe Rogan says it, than that Matt Taibbi is also willing to let those contrary opinions go unchallenged. It’s like they’re stating as fact what they heard at the wrong end of a game of Telephone, which is a Right Wing trick anybody who’s not a…

I remember — he filled in for George Gaynes’s Commandant Lassard as his brother, Captain Lassard (who hasn’t carried live ammo in his gun since 1973!). It also introduced most of us to Bobcat Goldwaithe as Zed McGlunk, a more than a bit insane Gang Leader — the line that sold me was McGlunk, after finding out Steve…

“Smooth” Walker is now “Mr. Pago Pago”.

Uh - given we got Ian McShane as Swearingen instead, terfwar?

The Big Bus is okay, but it’s no Airplane!

I had the most incredible crush on Jan Smithers who played Bailey.

And what’s great about it is you can see the actors trying not to corpse utterly.

Hessman also had a small but memorable role as the pimp who drops his stable of hookers onto Dan Ackroyd’s nerdy Literature professor in Doctor Detroit, and the sleazy chauffeur in the sex comedy Private Lessons.

And it s0unds like T.J. Hooker is the role Shatner most identifies with as he gets older....

It wasn’t, Nilus — but it was so stylized it was ripe for parody...including by Webb himself!

Really, LaurenceQ! Ironically, listening to the old DRAGNET radio show didn’t feel like that, as Webb was still enough of a Jazz fan to treat many of the same things he excoriated in the later DRAGNET 1967/68/69 series sympathetically, especially recreational drug use.

Trump was so full of it, you could get comedy out of just reading his Tweets (back when he had them!).