Willem Dafoe has a crazy devil face whose alternately bulging and slitted ice-blue eyes, tombstone teeth

Imagine what Microsoft is gonna think when their AI service is manipulating a genetically-enhanced super-soldier to stop asking questions...

You mean The Movie Sony Made that was going to show the world how computer graphics had come so far that CGI characters where indistinguishable from real people? THAT Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within?

I seem to remember in the Mandalorian Creed that they could do it among each other?

Better than Melissa Benoist’s Supergirl?

Maybe because it started out as the pilot and first few episodes of an animated series, It’s-A-Shane?

I was thinking it was that song in The Lion King....

I’m sure that, like Sir Michael Caine, Simon Pegg loves his mother and wants her to have a nice house with servants to live out the remainder of her days.

Highly likely, Porthos — I doubt anybody in the cast was in the same room when they recorded their lines. If you have name talent or even steadily-working voice talent, you don’t make them all gather in the same recording booth at the same time even pre-COVID.

Then again, he spent most of the last movie in outer space, so it’s entirely possible that the poor bastard has run out of oxygen.

Egg, worcestershire sauce, tabasco, salt, pepper: Ah, The Prairie Oyster. Speaking as a former bartender, it doesn’t do shit for hangovers

Not entirely — Chelsea Market is also one of the few remaining places you can shop for groceries in the West Village now that Citarella, Jefferson Market, Food Emporium and the C/Town on 8th and 14th are gone. There’s the food stores in Chelsea Market, Westside Market on 7th and 14th...and otherwise, that’s about it…

Yes, it does, especially since the trailer implies Laura is lesbian or bisexual.

Snow White is not IP like Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck, because the stories are in the public domain — only their interpretations of them are copyrighted and trademarked to Hell and back.

Yes, this is why it’s offensive, because historically society has always considered being very short to be something negative, different, and even supernatural.

If you’re feeling nostalgic for Nathan Rabin, he’s got his own site now - Nathan Rabin’s Happy Place at https://www.nathanrabin.com/, and he would love for you to read his site and support his Patreon...and buy his books.

Are we sure this isn’t a Mighty Boosh sketch?

Finn may have had the same character arc as Han Solo, but he didn’t get a fraction of the character development.

Oh, Nilus! There you go, bringing class into it again...!

This is kind of like wanting to remake Casablanca... Why?