We are working to confirm reports that Tesla was spotted in shambles

NASCAR is the bloated street whore of racing for money. There is no trick she would turn down for money. Yet, she toddled around town on ol’ timey 15" rims forever. I’m sure rim manufacturers must have been offering her whore-ass big bucks for the business equivalent of unprotected anal sex for years. “drop the lug…

Russian roadworthiness restrictions:

This was a shocking and unexpected twist

My two cars are XJs :) My two cars are not both Jeeps :)

I’m pouring out an ice cold can of Rich Energy tonight in your honor. You will be missed.

Good luck Elizabeth! Your writing is superb and your research of content is so obviously superior to so many. You are an inspiration for those of us who aspire to write for a livelihood. 

2nd Gear:

Seems like maybe she should have checked it instead. 

That joke was fairly clutch.

by the time they found him he was just carry on

TL;DR, I’ll let this guy explain:

Wait until you see how much Tahoes cost....

If I hit the lottery jackpot, my wife would never know. She’d just wonder why a few dozen Right-Hand-Drive cars suddenly ended up in our Driveway...and front yard....and back yard.

Porsche owners who buy the fingerprint option, you’re doing it wrong.

It is a good look.

Oh just put their net worth on there already. 

to be fair, David Tracy is a really bad influence on all of us. His DIY articles should all be prefaced with “Do not do this.”