Likely story. Jason - and all of Jalopnik - has been in the pocket of Big Otter Jizz for years now.

But imagine how much MORE money they would bring in if they just stuck to sports...

As someone with sweaty hands, my first order of business would be to swap the steering wheel for a leather-wrapped one. That is definitely one “upgrade” that I don’t particularly care for.

This seems like a good place to tease the fact that I’m on the verge of making the most foolish minivan purchase you can possibly imagine. (More later, but just prepare yourselves). 

Everything you wrote about what Cadillac should be sums up the Escalade.

I think it has to do with the federal standard that all braking/turn lights cannot be on a moving area (aka trunk), which is why so many of them are crammed on the corner light section before the trunk. The standard should likely be updated

Air rushed outta my nostrils.

Kinda like Jack’s at the end cause somebody was selfish and wouldn’t share a door.

That’s an easy one:

I would buy! C’mon VW, come and get my money. I double-dog dare you!

Neutral: Neither.

Here is the problem-nobody doubts the fact that Trump withheld the aid and nobody doubts the fact that his reason was to get Ukraine to soil Biden’s reputation. The thing is, the elected Senate Republicans do not care. They don’t care if Trump is beholden to Putin. They don’t care if he has engaged in illegal,…

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I own the turbo version of his car, 2 years older with 109k miles and I would drive mine across the country tomorrow.  In my 4.5 years of ownership it has been dead nuts rock solid reliable.  1 battery replacement and a set of plugs (was running fine but regular maintenance FTW), normal filters and fluids.  in its…

“...and get very nervous even thinking about daily driving it into Manhattan.”

“It’s a close one for me, but I’ve had bad experiences with German cars (hasn’t everyone at this point?) so it lands on the CP side... but I can see why there are NP votes.”

That Fit looks ridiculous.
The optimal wheel size depends on the size and shape of the vehicle. I can’t imagine 15s on my SUV or minivan. 

Given I’m away 12 hrs a day, my current strategy when convenient is to leave the problematic vehicle with my local mechanic and get him to figure out the issue, pay him for his time for diagnosis, then order the parts and do it myself.

You leave Fancy Kristen out of this, she is a SAINT!

Funny how the list of States above is largely home of the free market ‘have you read the Constitution’ Freedom Caucus blowhards.