...this is a lie I would never have the balls to do something this ill advised...

Chonk-E

car bad name

US consumers: haven’t had a meaningful raise in decades.

I’m not sure what metric you can use to judge a joke by, but the quality of this one is definitely imperial.

This was a terrible mistake by the Ford marketing team. They insisted on writing his name as Miles; and the French hated it. If they had used his initials as Ken wished, km, the French would have accepted him.

1 seat and 1 wheel

“I didn’t you know you were such a coin-a-sewer.”

No one ever saw Racer X and Graham Hill together. ;) 

Great scene! They are in the the “love-nasium.”

Still in use today, people. 

Something seemed wrong about the previous story’s numbers, and indeed, now we know that it was wrong. I’m glad we’ve got a bit more context behind why.

Shutting down the only dedicated politics website in your portfolio right before the 2020 election, one of the most consequential of our lifetime, kicks into high gear. Essentially shutting down the second-most highly trafficked website in your portfolio because one out of every twenty five posts rankles you. I’m not…

Splinter was a damn good website.

Or utes of any engine really. Hell I’ll even take a rotary ute....

This is is why I don’t f*** with genies. It doesn’t matter how specifically you word things they’re going to find a way to f*** you over with your wish. I want to be the best person on my basketball team... Genie breaks the right leg of everyone else on your team. I want a diesel Wrangler... Genie gives you a…

Guys, I think I’ve come up with a plan to save Nissan. They just have to sell new R34 GT-Rs instead of new R35s.

It’s plenty cool. It’s stupid fast, stupid comfy and does wheelies. I’m planning on getting one once sportbikes stop agreeing with my back. A dealer I worked at took one in for trade (an 1800, 05 I think it was) and I threw the wife on the back and we must have put 200 miles on that thing that night. Perfect weather,…