I want to know why the spoiler doesn’t go to 70 degrees.

I do, but you’ll need the codeword and secret handshake to get the explainer booklet.

In a thread full of quality Kinja, this deserves more stars. Bravo.

“When more capacity is needed,”

It reminds me of the technology featured in 50's sci-fi feature films.

I passed one just this morning, exact same color and wheels. Probably much higher mileage and not quite mint, but looked pretty good. I’m surprised how low the sales numbers were in retrospect.

“Jeez man, have some self-respect.”

My understanding of the term “crab meat” in regards to injuries originated with one of Steph Curry’s doctors, who described his ankles that way. I could be wrong, but that’s where I first remember seeing it (popularized by Deadspin, of course).

Unless the Democrats get serious about trying to win back the Senate, they don’t have to worry about actually passing anything Warren or Sanders would propose. They can just sit back and give up because they are still in the minority. So what’s the hand-wringing all about anyway?

Criminally underrated comment.

I saw a couple of Mojito green Jeeps on the road this summer. It immediately became my favorite Jeep color.

Yes, re-writing an under-20 word sentence and hitting “tweet” in under a minute is quite impressive. 

Dave, can we get some editing in here? There’s half-edited sentences and punctuation errors scattered throughout.

Primary them all.

If Biden is going to be taken down by the (true) accusation that his brain don’t work so good anymore, I’d rather it be in the primary than the general election. Demand more of your candidate now.

Also, again, why does he stand like that? (Slight tilt of the photo notwithstanding)

Tangent - why is every new rapper named “Lil [something] X”?

I’m not saying modern mirrors are cheap, rather that completely camera-based mirrors are going to be even more expensive.

Even if Jones sucks, at least he’s getting game reps with the starters. It’s better to have a losing season with hopefully your next great QB learning the ropes, than pissing away a season with a guy who is pretty much past it.

Don’t forget how expensive they will be to replace when someone knocks them off your doors!