As a Falcons fan I love this. May Petrino never find true happiness.

At least this improbable and historic Pitt win won’t kill the conference.

It was an impressive interception, but... it was 4th down. He essentially lost his team 40 yards by not dropping it. Not that it really mattered because time was running out anyway.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

That’s great, but what we really want to know is if you can watch this short ant movie without crying...

Eh, I'm sure when the big moment comes the Seahawks will probably pass.

The brothers say they are really gonna party when they find a bar willing to accept giant silver coins.

Sadly, fellow Irishman Katie Morgan just lost in her bid to repeat her gold medal in boxing just now.

Well researched. Well written. If your out of the job next week you should send this to Algaezeera. They’d love it.

From swimming in meets to swimming in meat.

Is he fighting the kid he’s walking next to? Because in that case, I think he’ll get some medals pretty easily.

This raises an interesting question: how does a shark go about getting a prescription for Valtrex?

Justin Verlander can’t be bothered to play, as he’s used to getting hit in the face by large jugs on a nightly basis.

Oh great, jellyfish have learned how to post internet comments.

As a Michigan alum, holy shit I love that crazy bastard.

Man, I can’t even hate. He’s SUCH a good coach.

Waldron would like to thank his strict regimen of stick and hoop for keeping him in such good shape.

I would never call a team that employs Prince Fielder “gutless.”

‘I’m a surgeon, your doctors were idiots’